Getting Ready For Christmas

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2. Getting Ready For Christmas.
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4. I've, spend all day getting the house ready for Christmas 
5. I cleaned dusted vacuumed and polished every orifice 
6. now am ready to hang the decorations, to make it more Christmas y
    I've set the tree up and hang the lights on, and put pretty baubles,
   
   I've hung pretty garlands, really all over the place
   the boy says don't go over the top, really there's no need
   his such a humbug, spoiling the enjoyment
   if you don't want Christmas, just go and live in a cave.
   
   his such a Neanderthal, a real caveman
   so I just ignored him and went my sweet way
   so I dressed all the decks, ready for Christmas day
   Have to make a cake or two, and some minced pies
   
   the boy isn't that much, of a Neanderthal
   he likes his cakes and a minced, pie or two
   and if I don't watch it, he'll eat the blooming lot,
   there will be the mulled wine, he likes the way I do
   
   with the skin of oranges, cinnamon sticks, star annish
   then I 'll add a bit of Port, and some Drambuie to
   then a touch of rum, and that's really nice says he
   And while am doing all of this, I have my music on
   
   Vivaldi on the deck, playing the four seasons on and on and on
   then Beethoven, symphony Nr. 5, wow that's some powerful music
   By the time Christmas arrives, I 'll be cockeyed in need of
   I know not what, a rest would be good...
   
   so welcome all my friends, Yah life is good.

                                                    By Connie James